"Who knew there was such great hospitality in hell!"
- Madison, 39, mother of 2
"Don't spend 15 bucks on a lame horror movie, go to Demon Dominion instead, the real deal horror sensation! Some buddies and I went on Halloween because we were quite skeptical but we came out after having the time of our lives!"
- Brandon, 24, horror enthusiast
"I can't wait to tell all my friends how close I was to Satan!"
- Jamie, 13, student
"Finally got to see that ******* Trump get what he deserved!"
- Walter, 73, retired basketball coach, human rights activist
"The art gallery was so alluring and gripping. Out of the 76 art museums I have visited around the world, I have never seen such technique and creative interpretation on a very open concept like Hell!"
- Linda , 47, art critic and analysist